In response to: Need a Laugh list your jokes here for all to see

Where are you going?" demands a surprised husband. "Going To Las Vegas! I hear there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!" The husband scratched his head and started packing his bags. "What are you doing?" she asked..."I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"